Computer addiction

I came across this and thought all you computer junkies might enjoy.
*Have you begun using the words "dot com" when addressing the Father in prayer?
*Have you begun feeding your mouse instead of your pets?
*Do you refer to Bill Gates as "Dad"?
*Has the TV remote control been missing and you don't care?
*Do you wake up at 3:00 AM to go to the bathroom but check for your e-mail first?
*On an airplane do you hold your laptop and put your child in the overhead compartment?
*Is your monthly phone bill delivered to you in a box?
*When facing temptation do you try to click it off?
*Have you stopped calling on parishioners because they don't have a modem?
*When preaching on Heaven's splendor, do your descriptions sound more and more like Silicon Valley?
*At a new parsonage would you rather Netscape than landscape?

If you've answered "yes" to any of the above you may have a problem, too.