How Texans think.

A Texan was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, my friend, I don't have a license, they are my pet fish."
Warden: "Pet fish?"
Texan "Yep, every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim around for awhile, then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take them home."
Warden "That's a lie because fish can't do that!"
The Texan looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really does works."
Warden "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The Texan poured all the fish back into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the Texan. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?"
Moral: Texans may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most. You smart ones have a good day.