Diary of hunter deer

Since hunting season will be coming soon I thought I would refresh your memory of what can happen at the deer camp.
Blessings,

Diary Of A Deer Hunter
1:00 AM Alarm clock rings
2:00 AM Hunting Partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:30 AM Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup
3:00 AM Leave for deep woods
3:15 AM Drive back home to pick up gun
3:30 AM Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight
4:00 AM Set up camp, forgot the stupid tent
4:30 AM Head for the woods
6:05 AM See eight deer
6:06 AM Take aim, squeeze trigger
6:07 AM Click
6:08 AM Load gun while watching deer go over hill
8:00 AM Head back to camp
9:00 AM Still looking for camp
10:00 AM Realize you don't know where camp is
NOON Fire Gun for help---eat wild berries
12:45 PM Rescued
12:55 PM Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
3:15 PM Arrive back at camp
3:30 PM Leave camp to kill deer
4:00 PM Return to camp for bullets
4:01 PM Load Gun--Leave camp again
5:00 PM Empty Gun on bug that is bugging you
6:00 PM Arrive at camp--see deer grazing
6:01 PM Load Gun
6:02PM Fire Gun
6:03 PM One dead pickup
6:05 PM Hunting partners arrive at camp dragging deer
6:07 PM Fall into fire
6:10 PM Change clothing, throw burned ones into fire
6:15 PM Take pickup, leave hunting partners & deer in camp
6:25 PM Pickup boils over due to hole shot in block
6:26PM Start walking
6:30 PM Stumble & fall, drop gun in mud
6:35 PM Meet bear
6:36 PM Take aim
6:37 PM Fire Gun, blow up barrel that's plugged with mud
6:38 PM Mess pants
6:39 PM Climb tree
11:00 PM Bear leaves, wrap gun around tree
Midnight Home at last, Falling on knees thanking God for safe delivery of situation.
Next Day Watch football games on TV, slowly tearing up hunting licenseinto small place pieces in envelope & mail to Game Warden.